Ich wünsche auch euch allen "Frohe Weihnachten". Und für die Freunde der Englischen Sprache (nicht D_englisch!) habe ich hier noch was Nettes:
The tradition of the little angel on top of the tree
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did
not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel
the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit,
which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three
of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence
and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the
floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys
were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple
cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered
the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his
frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into
hundreds of little glas s pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went
to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the
end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched
to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a
great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa.
Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where do you
want me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of
of the tree.
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